A Adam's wisp at attention, he came knocking at the door, anybody home? Alison, Anne, Audrey? Can you come out, or better yet can I come in? Are you in there in your all-togethers? I thought perhaps we could all perform some acrobatic activity that would keep my axle greased.
B Now listen here Buster, bugger off or better yet, you brown nosed, beer bellied bullfrog, bugger someone your own size. . . Oh and by the way, your barn door is open and your bollix are blue.
C Hello Clara, it's Claudette. Curses, could you call me at a more convenient time, I'm just about to come. Charlie's here, his Christmas crackers are going to explode.
Porn A to Z -- A.M. Homes