"I was on break from
college when I saw my first 'porno' film,
though I imagine the film might quite comfortably be screened
today on say, I don't know, Nickelodeon. The film
was called Emmanuelle and though the plot of this French
film was possibly too nuanced for me to fully comprehend,
I do remember a young woman masturbating in a swing."
Discovering Porn -- John Malkovich