A Adam's wisp at attention,
he came knocking at the door, anybody home? Alison, Anne, Audrey?
Can you come out, or better yet can I come in? Are you in there
in your all-togethers? I thought perhaps we could all perform
some acrobatic activity that would keep my axle greased.

B Now listen here Buster, bugger off or better yet, you brown
nosed, beer bellied bullfrog, bugger someone your own size.
. . Oh and by the way, your barn door is open and your bollix
are blue.

C Hello Clara, it's Claudette. Curses, could you call
me at a more convenient time, I'm just about to come.
Charlie's here, his Christmas crackers are going to explode.

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