"I was on break from college when I saw my first 'porno' film, though I imagine the film might quite comfortably be screened today on say, I don't know, Nickelodeon. The film was called Emmanuelle and though the plot of this French film was possibly too nuanced for me to fully comprehend, I do remember a young woman masturbating in a swing."

Discovering Porn -- John Malkovich

John Malkovich